What Does One Do for Crafts at Re-Education Camp?

I have been submitted for re-education! An alert reader of my last-but-one post (on the social disease in justice) brought it to the attention of a member of Senior Leadership. That person felt compelled to email me to correct my flawed understanding of social justice.
Obviously, the most shocking revelation here is that someone read my blog. That I remain unabashedly heterodox and skeptical comes as less of a surprise. But does this mean that I’ve made my dissident “bones”? Certainly the day was nothing like Ivan Denisovitch’s. Neither does it rise to the level of Vaclav Havel’s imprisonment and harassment. Fortunately, I have not yet been baptized in those fires. So a mere crank, grateful to liberty, I remain.