There is just nothing like getting out of bed (really) early in the morning and opening your email to discover that you have won POWERBALL LOTTO-WHEEL E-GAME 2005. Yes friends, I was so excited to get my secret coupon number that I entered the number into a Google seach for PBL2348974321 and discovered that several thousand other suckers people have enjoyed a similar experience recently. Aren't we just the luckiest people on Earth!
Just in case any LOTTO spammers are reading (or the least bit interested), my idea of playing the lottery is watching the Cash 3 and Cash 4 drawings during the evening news and trying to pick anything but one of the resulting winning numbers. Thusfar, I think my record is three consecutive weeks without picking a single, solitary digit of any of the Cash 3 or 4 numbers. As a matter of fact, I have considered my success at this to be a possible public service web site where I post my Cash 3 and Cash 4 choices just so my readers won't make the mistake of wasting their money on losing choices! Come to think about it, by establishing a public service record like that, I might be qualified to run for office some day (insert frustration over current political campaigns here).