You, too, may require therapy for this. Experiment with South Park Studio tools to create a self portrait...and see what you come up with. I never realized that I turned out so bland (I cheated, and emblazoned the shirt with 'DRAGON')...but then I realized that if this displayed enough detail to reveal polyester, the image could easily have been that of my father.
Good grief, how depressing!
Others have experimented with what I consider much higher degrees of success. You should check them out here and here and here.
By the by, please do not consider this an endorsement for the show...I view it infrequently and consider much of the humor a bit beyond the comfort of my broadcasting envelope and extending into the realm of bad taste (translation: I am turning into a fuddy-duddy *sigh*).
...and a belated wag of the Dragon's Tale Tail to Michael for starting a landslide of South Park portraits here on campus...(hey, I gotta blame somebody for all this loss of productivity, lol)